{"product_id":"tote-bag-worst-aquarium-ever","title":"Tote Bag: Worst Aquarium Ever","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWorst Aquarium Ever Tote Bag\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCelebrate the most legendary \u003cem\u003enon-aquarium\u003c\/em\u003e in history with our “Worst Aquarium Ever” tote bag! Inspired by a hilariously bad review of the New Bedford Whaling Museum, this tote bag is perfect for anyone who appreciates irony, maritime history, and a good laugh. Featuring bold lettering and a minimalist whale skeleton graphic, it’s a cheeky nod to the fact that—spoiler alert—there are \u003cem\u003ezero live whales\u003c\/em\u003e inside our building.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cape Cod Textile","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45921125269702,"sku":"6","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0223\/1425\/files\/tote1.png?v=1781292209","url":"https:\/\/store.whalingmuseum.org\/products\/tote-bag-worst-aquarium-ever","provider":"The New Bedford Whaling Museum","version":"1.0","type":"link"}